friendster messages....

i should start a scrap book for some of the msgs i recieve...
these few really cracked me up....

not in order of preference/ humour

{steady la this fella}
Date: September 20, 2004 7:21 AM
Subject: hi
Message: hi there..... nice pics u got there ya... hmmm okie.. im 21 m eurasian arab mix... and im looking for an open relationship. saw ur pic and i must say ur really cute..... dont mind having a fling with u.... no strings attached... no commitmments.... jus a normal steady fling...... so if u r interested...... then we can trade numbers ya? okie? do reply soon! muaks!


{oh, there was another.. speaking abt a "discrete relationship" coz hez "18" and dont mind the "age gap".. deleted it.. but.. oh well.. you get the idea}


{flattering, but... duh}
Date: September 20, 2004 5:21 AM
Subject: hi..
Message: hi chinfee.. well, juz came across ur profile and find u quite sweet and interesting.. hee.. nice smile u got there.. u mind if i get to noe u? ;)


{best, this one. sent twice by the same guy.}
Date: September 19, 2004 11:03 PM
Subject: hello
Message: hello
{Another one just sent a derivative of it - "hi"}


{passing the baton these two... hhmm.. are you implying that i should solicit you!!!!!}
Date: September 19, 2004 10:34 PM
Subject: eeeeeeeeeloooooooo
Message: hi can b frenzzzz?? y not u intro urself??


Date: September 19, 2004 4:56 PM
Subject: yoz...
Message: intro pls?


Date: September 19, 2004 12:30 PM
Subject: hihi
Message: hello how r u


{IT SCREAAAAAAMMMSSS AAAHHBEENNNGGGGG, oops..}
Date: September 19, 2004 12:47 PM
Subject: hihiih
Message: can make friend???


{and, the one who cant read right..}
Date: September 19, 2004 7:13 PM
Subject: hello .......
Message: hi care to chat ???
I am Ray btw u r ____________
Hope to hear from u ........
RegardsRay
{my name is there.. right abv my profile, dude}


{oh this one is funny.. i'm supposed to reply? or what?}
Date: September 19, 2004 11:30 AM
Subject: hellop
Message: hi.. pretty le u. bye


{AAANNNNNDDDD finally!! the "indecent proposal", made to look decent.. i checked out the "friends" of this fella.. whoaaa... tsk tsk tsk}
Date: September 19, 2004 7:38 PM
Subject: I am in town soon, let meet and explore OK?
Message: Hello,I am going to be very straight forward and please don’t be mad if this is not your cup of tea. My Motto is “Life is Short, Give it a Shot”I am here to look for a lady friend to spice up my busy life of working around and stay in different countries every week.

I am looking for someone sweet (Lady only) to spend time with rather than feeling bored staying in my hotel room watching CNN. The countries that I frequently traveled to are ASEAN, Hong Kong, China and Europe! So if you are from the above countries, I would like to meet you.

I prefer to chat directly via ICQ or Yahoo Messenger, and please add me to the following network and we start chatting from there. The detail information about me and other thing could be discussed while online.

ICQ = 119.......
Yahoo = Ez...
Email or Friendster = @hotmail.com

Cheer
Mike Y***
(KL,Malaysia)
(Will be at Singapore from 20-25 September 2004)

P/S: If attached a picture if you willing to in your next reply. Please reply directly to my email address. Cheers and Be Happy!!

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what is it with "hi" being subject matter..
scroll up and check it out.. "HI" and "HELLO" and "HOW ARE YOU" ...

and also, why should i give out my number just coz you say its easier and faster? yeah, i know its easier and faster.. thats exactly why I dont wanna give it out! *DUH*

I'm so sorry to all these guys.. but,
1- share my humor..
2-you boys that message such things ah.. all deserve it.
3- i hope my own friends dont do such things... tsk tsk tsk

Mr you-know-who-you-are: remember this.. and dont make the same mistake
eating says: (he says [this] to me as a joke)
[ hi intro please
my hobbies are eating soccer and sleeping
nice to meet you add me okay
my email is iwanttohave20000friends@lonely.com ]
~so ur some hot stuff huh
Me: i am NOT
but its really qutie funny. if you read all of them consecutively, guys all pick up the same way
tsk tsk tsk
some imagination pleaaasseee

well, i'm not so mean as to totally slam such boys.. .. i know of someone who would..
her blogsite is sometimes quite entertaining.. a few awards accredited too.. :P