friendster msges NUMBER 2

just got back from sheesha, and showered..
checking email, and WHOOOOH... 17 new messages in friendster...
So I rub my hands together with glee, for this is Post number 2 for thee.

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Date: October 1, 2004 9:35 AM
Subject: hi
Message: hi! i am interested to know u... are you open minded? add mi, ***111@***mail.com

like duh, whats with the "hi" subject line? and worse still "ARE YOU OPEN MINDED". uumm... HELL YEAH. but.. which way you coming from, dude?

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BEST, its now the derivative of the "HI"... its *tadah*

Date: October 1, 2004 8:02 AM
Subject: Care to be my friend?
Message: Care to be my friend?

to dear ******, (who prob took some time to compose this message), it would help if you
1) try a different tag line for subject and message.
2) dIdNt TyPe WiTh AlTeRnAtE UpPeR aNd LoWeR cAsE - on ur page
3) at 24, not use (o^o), or funky alternatives to make your page look more "interesting"(?)

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Subject: Yowza
Message: You're Hot

so i replied..
* now now, flattery gets you everywhere Joke aside, I'll make the effort to thank you at 530 in the morning.

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Subject: hello
Message: hi there
i'm ben 22 currently still in ns.
can i add u
thanks

aaawww.. thooouuuu ttwwweeeeett.. I feel bad putting this up here... but.. heck. and no, I still dont add u. *waves a flippant hand*

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Subject: HI
Message: HI ChinFee,
My name F****** *n* who wish to
know you more & was sincer to be ur
fren.Looking forward to ur reply.

Gd Day.

This just makes me feel even worse.. but do I really have to be such a bitch? *sighz*

its like shopping "we have new arrival, courduroy pants in 3 different colours; therez long and 3-quarts.. you're tall you can wear this, looks very nice, want to try?.. it looks good, want to buy?
*meekly - ok.......*

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OH NOOO, Same Guy Same Message......

Subject: hi
Message:
hi there..... nice pics u got there ya... hmmm okie.. im 21 m eurasian arab mix... and im looking for an open relationship. saw ur pic and i must say ur really cute..... dont mind having a fling with u.... no strings attached... no ommitments.... jus a normal steady fling...... so if u r interested...... then we can trade numbers ya? okie? do reply soon! muaks!

dont you get it.. */IGNORE*

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Subject: win
Message: hows life been treating u? i am guessing tat life`s been gd to u since u r smiling...haha! and wat a nice smile it is too if i do say so myself :)u look realli cute u know and since i am a chef i will have to say u look like a perfectly well done butter sauce as butter sauce breaks all so easily when u finally get it right...O! wat a beautiful sight! haha, am i going over board? :P sori get emotional when it comes to this...not to say u r food but u look kinda yummy too...haha! dun worry i dun mean tat in a cannibalistic way...:P so anyways
care to be friends? ;p add me lah k?

cute..... thanks.. \(^.^)/
(i replied)

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Subject: hi
Message: hiz..hiz...i am *******....a normal guy currently
serving with the government...wana make lotz of frenz out here,get to listen n share with ppl from differ walks of life....so tat i can appreciate wad i haf n how
they can enrich my life.......well hope to becum one with ya.....
Take care.....
smilez....

sure not, brudder? "enrich (your) life"

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this fella.. .. msg "hi" subject "hi"

and his page says:

About Me: openminded guy i 1,76 65kg... single like clubbing ....beach party.....like my 2 dogs and animals....

Who I Want to Meet: openminded friendly easy going or straight forward
gal...........like clubbing water sport or beach sport

this fella is looking for sex

*i asked for opinion on whether i shd be mean and post it on blog, and my friend said "sounds like it; sounds like any other guy; just a very desperate version" :D

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Subject: hi
Message: halo , can we b friend ? if can then can u add me to ur friendster , ok ?

gee.. smatterings of singlish, i can tahan. persistant insistance on misspellings and further gramatical errors to add to the pot... I CANNOT STAND.

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Subject: .....
Message: can u add mi as ur friend my e-mail is
al**lim**@hotmail.com

................................................. I am sick, I am in a lousy mood. this kinda msg just pisses me off.. tsk tsk tsk.

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Subject: hi
Message: hope u don mind i make friend wif u don mind i date wif u........ please add me den let we knw each other more let we go out ok? thank =)
if u don mind add me my mail is l****t**i@hotmail.com

-_- (see above remark)
I mind.

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Subject: hi angel
Message: Time.. for coffee?

the smoothest pick up lines via friendster that i've recieved in this batch of new msgs..(i replied this- its true; short sweet.)

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Subject: halo
Message: do u hav msn?

we can chat there if u dun mind as it is much
faster?

:D

Like *BLINK*BLINK* doh - but certainly a fresh change from the mudane, lame ones.

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Subject: fun
Message: hi be my friend?me derek from BISHAN.CYA!

hahahahahaha... does the AREA matter? i mean, therez prob only 2 derek in BISHAN.

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*2 more msgs to go*

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Subject: hihi
Message: hiya wat make ur smile so unique and wonderful?? hope we can be frens...cheers

unique and wonderful? my smile?
you're asking me? ok, thats a first.. i have no idea.
aaah.. thanks?

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Subject: cute
<strong>Message: nice photos! am also a romantic dreamer so write to me here!
:-)

.... .. ... .. GAgAHhAhAHhAHAhAHHAA
OK :P i'm writing here.

* oh, just checked, msg sent from UK.. O_O

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hhmm, on hindsight, this batch of msgs are of more "substance"..


Current MSN Nick: aching.... | "when i met you i liked you, when i liked you i loved you, when i loved you i lost you"