Wednesday, March 2

I swore while driving...

on my way home from Salsa.

it wasnt once, but at least 3 times! throughout, from cree court to home..

I amazed myself.

The first mutterings were
"ben dan idiot go to the turning lane la!"
which i thought was quite C.U.T.E. It sparked some comment from aloy, whom i was dropping off at his home - "when shes behind the wheel, shez a changed woman".

And so within the short 2 minutes before he alighted, I displayed my prowess with the vulgar language:
" K. ...umm... K.N.N.. *thinks* ..K.N.N.C.C.. ooh, K.N.N.B.C.C.B!!!"
I finally said with conviction!
- I have to think a lil bit for the acronym -

Janet couldnt stop laughing.

And then I launched into a short story abt my once-upon-a-time Ah-Beng Boyfriend.. in relation to swearing niceties... but thats for another day.

The second instance I remember was after desert at Hougang Point (which was very pleasent - Deborah, Janet and Luwyn for company). I parked "illegally" - but thats not the story.

I was hoping for another exit further down the bend so i could escape doing a tedious reverse. Wasn't in the mood to show off my driving skills *Ban Men Nong Fu*. So I took a chance and went straight and turned at the bend... only to just keep going with no exit... passed the road i wanted to go to and was THINKING "so near yet so far..... KAN NI NA... wherez the damn exit" .

If i'm not wrong, only the vulgar phrase was audible. Gotta check with deb.

:)

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