Before Thursday, I couldnt wait to chop off some locks.
Today..
I'm turning Ah Lian.
So what defines Ah lians?
From TalkingCock.com's
The Coxford Singlish Dictionary
couldnt think of any better place to get the definitions
AH LIAN
A pet-name which literally means, "lotus flower". The female equivalent of an Ah Beng - an unsophisticated Chinese girl. Stereotypically dresses in neon colours, wears a huge ribbon perched on the top of her head, and carries a tiny basket.
See also: Ah Beng Ah Huay Chao Ah Beng/Ah Lian OR....
See this pic
Took abt half an hour to get this pic. I was trying for the Classic AhLian Frontal Doe-Eyed look (or something to THIS effect - hey, free publicity! couldnt think of anyone who embodied lian-ism @ its best.. its just the looks), but my sis (the phtographer) and I couldnt stop laughing. So we compromised on a side view (which still took a few shots :/ )
Did I succeed?
That was taken on sunday (yesterday) at Serene Center Macs.
Just for the purpose of showing the New Hairstyle
an awful candid photo, probably taken in when in motion. I was adjusting my tube (YES I'm NOT in the nude), heard my sis's phone "click".. And i turned my head in shock. So here we are, Doing The Chicken!
So ah, the second half of sunday, I trying to act ah lian.
I try lidat, lyk bery harD.
i din TrY @ de SSO concert in de Botanic Gardens cos I shy. (fake didnt think it was that fun yet)
Den wen 2 Adeline hse 4 din din.
SF & I by fruits 4 din din.
Eat v ShiOk!
GoT BBQ kebab (by deborah), ade made spag and mojito and bought Lew-Lian Ster-ru-Dal (durian strudel), pizza bought by luwyn and janet, salad by nick, kerms and carl got sushi, and chicken wings bought by daniel.. eat v de shiok!
So ah, we eat liao, then go upstairs masak masak ("play" in malay, usually in the context of children playing). Play what, I oso dunno. Just play.. with ourselves? (now now.. we ahlians are very innocent)
ARBO PLAY OWNSELF LA! - Adeline is big girl already, she got no doll for us to play. de boys had PS2 coz carl brought.
So Fun. *twist sign*
After that, i brought my ahlian demeanor to Jazz@Southbridge WOR.
that was most fun.
Dunno how to describe. TOO MANY JOKES.
Dunno why pple laugh. I farnee? or Dey TiNK I Farnee? Or I say Farnne Ting?
you seh leh?
Ahlian now has to worry abt why she isnt stardeeing 4 next week exam. Die liao wor.
Sure Fail!
Den can go becum Singapore Girl!
*tata* - ahlian trying to act ang-mor-pai
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Just remembered this coz mentioned it to deb over msn:
i'm turning Ah Lian says:
i went blading last night right (past midnight)
then up till safra cc ... there was this merc doing a turn out .. and i was on blades going further than safra...
so when i passed the merc (that was in the mid of doing a 3 point turn) - i heard the fella in the car (probably saying to me) say "wanna ride"
.. LOL
i was blading in 3quarts and a teeshirt mind you
nite time, must be more appropriately dressed... (over day time, Bikini to absorb UV rays)
young punk kind la.. like us, drive mummy daddy's car
but when i heard that out of the merc.. i immediately thought abt "oie, xiao jie, yao sing-gar-pour passipot mai?"
coz a friend was telling us how his SUPER AHBENG friends pick up girls. and he experienced it first hand at changi village not too long ago.
Another variation would be:
"xiao jie, ai chomp chomp mai" - "chomp chomp" meaning "wanna fuck"/ "gimme a blowjob"... .. *exasperated look* I DunnO! but it was sure as hell funny.
(i have no clue why "chomp chomp" coz it reminded me of serangoon garden's hawker centre. maybe i got the spelling wrong :p or am i just hungry all the time)
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