Salsa = Sex?

This was posted on Salsakaki, and in turn, reposted by gupson on Grupolatin... but oh well..for those who ARE NOT into salsa (duh), you prob might find it amusing...

For those who are, and have not read it... I'm sure you'll see the obvious connections!

Here is a thought. Have you ever wonder on how close Salsa can be with Sex. Yup, that's right! Read the following and you may end up agreeing or not.

:: Every person does it in their own way and style.
:: It relieves stress
:: It's really good if you do it with music
:: There is always new moves and new techniques.
:: You don't like it if your partner seems like they are not enjoying doing it with you.
:: When doing it, you must have eye contact.
:: Some people fantasize about doing it in stages and in front of audiences.
:: You can't wait until you do it next time.
:: Some people love doing it with strangers.
:: The more you do it and practice, the better you are at it.
:: Some people just love watching others doing it.
:: You will never forget who first taught you and who you did it first with.
:: You like to tell stories about when you did it with someone good (Who said men don't talk.)
:: Some people just do it for enjoyment and not for the feeling.
:: Neighboors complain because of the noise and comotion from you and your partner.
:: Some people even trade partners when doing it.
:: You can not wait to get it over with if you do it with someone with no chemistry.
:: Young ones always last longer, are faster, and do it more than the old ones - safe generalization
:: You love doing it with people that are more experienced.
:: You can't stop thinking about it, and want to do it night and day.
:: You smile just thinking about it.
:: If you are good, others want to do it with you.
:: Some people don't like to see their partners do it with someone else better than them.
:: You are in pain (sore) if you did it too much the night before.
:: When you are done, both of you are tired, hot, sweaty and satisfied if done right.
:: People can get cranky if they don't do it for a while.
:: You even know the date when you did it last.
:: Can't do it with too much clothes on.
:: There are hundreds of websites about it.
:: People go out to get some of/and do it.
:: People travel great distances to do it.
:: You like it if people say that you are good at it. :: Some times it is intimidating doing it with someone better.
:: It is just amazing when you both are on the same beat.
:: You have injuries, bruises and scars because of doing it.
:: The great ones are respected and well known, that make some Jealous.
:: There are the usuals that hang around clubs and locales.
:: People don't have to speak the same language to do it with.
:: You can instruct new ones about doing it right and correctly.
:: Some people don't even know their partners name when doing it.
:: Some people like to do it with multiple partners at the same time.
:: Some people can get jealous if you do it with others but them.
:: You can accidentaly injure your partner when doing it.
:: There are videos that can teach you how to do it.
:: People can download them online.
:: Some people have done it with hundreds of people.
:: You are always looking for little secrets to becum better.
:: It is a good idea to be flexible when doing it.
:: You can get in some crazy positions when doing it, HMMM.
:: There are places only dedicated for this at night.
:: Now days you see people of the same sex doing it.
:: If you are really good at it, you can start charging your services by the hour, not applying at all time.