.. always keep your condoms with you.

A friend told me his story..
and it went like this:


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when quite near
me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the Wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and
didn't really want to overcome. She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want to go ahead with it just come up and get
me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she reached
the top she pulled down her panties and threw
them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged
me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


and then his moral of the story went: always keep your
condoms in your car.



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