Thursday, September 8

Subject: NEW RESEARCH FINDINGS ON WOMEN

Got this in email. Its probably just TRUE.

1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men although their brain size is smaller. Most women act dumb to make their mates look good.

2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lying to women. Their brains have the ability to integrate and decipher verbal, visual and other signals of body language.

3. Women want lots of sex with the man she loves. Men just want lots of sex.

4. When men flirt, they will lower their pitch of voice. Women will raise theirs.
- I will have to make a mental note to check this out...

5. Women talk and think aloud while men do them silently. As a result, men think women talk too much and are nags.

6. Women talk about their problems as a way of relieving stress. She wants to be heard, not fixed by being offered advice and solutions.

7. Speech and words are not a specific brain skill for men. They find it hard to express themselves. That's why they often choose greeting cards with plenty of words inside. That way, there's less space for them to write.
- sure sounds like my brother.. *oops*

8. Women leave men, not because they are unhappy with what he can provide, but because they are emotionally unfulfilled.
- This is probably very true too. I'm sure some will beg to differ, but most reasons still lie in the "emotional arena". Lousy Men.

9. Women uses an average of 20,000 communication words, sounds, and gestures a day. Men only use about 7,000.
- I have to say, THAT IS AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF COMMUNICATION BLAH BLAH.

10. So if a woman is talking to you a lot, she likes you. But if she's not talking, you're in trouble.
- hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11. Men are more thick-skined than women. Literally.Which explains why women have more wrinkles than men. Boys lose their sensitivity to touch by the time they reach puberty. So where does all that sensitivity go? It all goes to just one area.
- HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. *tsk*... well, at least they still have JUST ONE sensitive area.

12. If a woman is unhappy in her relationship, she can't concentrate on her work. If a man is unhappy at work, he can't focus on his relationship.

13. Men can only do one thing at a time. When they stop their car to read a street directory, they have to turn down the radio. Women's brains are configured for multi-tasking performance. They can talk on the phone, watch the TV and cook at the same time.
- me mum cant quite multitask like that... BUT I CAN!; Anyway, since when would men Stop the Car to READ the Street Directory? They always had the "better sense of direction", no?

14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage after 20 minutes of clothes shopping.
- because of reason 16, this is only somewhat true. Even Alpha-Males like to look good now.

15. When it comes to sex, women need a reason; men need a place.
- isit..

16. 15% to 20% of men have feminised brains. About 10% of women have masculinised brains. So there are more gays than lesbians in the world.
- Good fact to know!

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