Sunday, January 29

Chinese New Year Wishes!

So i sent it on SMS, here's for the blogsphere and what nots..
"Well known Feng Shui expert Lilian Too advises all friends 2 perform doggy style sex 9x on Chinese New Year to bring 9x wealth, health & ***.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Disclaimer:
- I dont know if friends are supposed to partake in the act together
- Neither can I answer why "9"
- I don't think I'd be volunteering, if you havent anyone..
- but who wants to volunteer?



Pic caption: a cheery red/white ensemble to usher in the new year.. ... (or shd it be national day?)

Current MSN Nick: So men like to get new mobile phones to show off with because it’s an extension of their penis.

Oh, here's a site recommendation: pleix.net/films

*Get your V-day Flowers - 6Feb extension* www.vigor-works.com/roses.htm
(at least i'm the sexy driver, and not the naked runner)

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