mr cpf man,

I am a ger. Bery Poor, wan.

Dis I tink bery long long tiem olady.
Dat time, I got de letter yew put in my letterbox downstair.
I twat yew wan me to PAY & PAY, yew noe!?
气死我了！
Budden i aske my marder to lead da letter 4 me (she bery smart, wan), den she tew me

"daling, no need pay. Dey gib yew marnee. yew see? aah, go be cleber ger n see how much u take from gar-ment"

So I happy!

Den hor, my (wad mr 李显龙 sae iz "Providing Opportunities through Growth, Remaking Singapore for Success") plogless pakage oni $200 lidat!


SI-MI SUCCESS! Yew tink lidat gif me $200 iz vely sussess, har?!

I wan to ask yew, hor, how come I oni get $200!
I am a ger. Oni a Ger. Poor ger.
I still stardee summore - I wan becum sussess, so i still stardee!
I am a goot ger!
Means I dun make marnee ($)
{huhuhu, my T-cher say lidat use "short-form" 4 X-am den can rite faster}.
No $ gib 2 yew cpf la, iras la.. simi ASS, SHO MANY ASS!

By rite, I no $, no working, I bery HAPPI! 2 see $800. Den (only SMARTIE have de answer) Marmee sae

"daling, our hse ANNUAL VALUE bigger dan $10K"

Budden I DUN UNNRSTD, MARMEE!

I lib in flat oso. muz take da lift upstair! den muz giagia downstair den my rm! SO MAHFAN, LEH! Yew can aske my family and flen. Dey all always "WAH" at my hse!

.. yew say here!:

(i) the Annual Value of your home as assessed by IRAS (based on your NRIC address as of 31 December 2005);

I put mi addless wif mi marderr coz she wan me to stay wif her, mah! Oderwize I go stay wif any of my boyflen. Dey oways dun mind me go dere stay. *heehee*

So I can chaign my addless to galflen hse, not? i think iz da "Annual Value" less, leh! I chaign 'lady, yew can gib me my $800, not?

Den hor, yyyyyy yew gib NS got estra $?
I AM A GER! I wan do NS oso no chan!
Yew all hor, *sheakhead*, de NS peeper olady say lidat: man strong ger lousy.. see da 天force only HOW manee ger pilot?
So hor, if I twell u I wan du NS, becum ger pilot, yew oso gib me da $ la..
..pweese?

I twell u olady, I bery poor wan.

My SMARTIE marmee got $; Budden I DUN HAF!
She oso wun gib me. *HMPH*

I onli got kopi to lim coz peeper tweat me to kopi lim, mah!
I where got go to Starbuck, Kopi-been.... dose lich-kidz, HAIYER!

Peeper tweat me kopi, downdere oni sitdown smoke bloun-bloun-fat-fat Cigglet!
2 poor, we all... cannot buy ploper Menthol Lite cigglet fr da mama-stall indian uncle.

Faster ans, ok? I wan tew be a "GOOD CITIZEN", T-cher twell mi in "moral education" klass, wan.
Yew saez, muz fazta b4 apr25 rite?

:D:D:D

wif lub,
chinny chin chin

*PS, mr cpf man, It toookie me long LONG tiem to tink & type diz letter, k. Pweese unnerstd my pwainpain.

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Mr CPF MAN, i attach my piggy-bank pic 2 u!
My Smartie 弟弟 gib mi 4 cwismast! (i oso got post abt it)




SHO CUTE, RITE!

Current MSN Nick: Guilty by Association.- Progress Package, PUIUPUIUPUI. no $, of my own; oh, except for $17.33 in my piggy bank under my bed


**Disclaimer: By this point in time, I've already signed up for the "PLOGLESS PAKAGE" via website.
OH!, one more thing... Please don't sue me.