Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more alcohol for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

You're right, I can't jump over that table!



Current MSN Nick:
"what have you gotten yourself into!? - A whole lotta, luv "
"what have you gotten yourself into? - A whole lotta luv :)"
The difference punctuation makes. // STRESSED- no cash. :(