Thursday, February 15

Happy Pig New Year!

Its the Pig year!

I'm a Female Pig!


So, i got this in the mail, thanks to Auntie Irene:


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,

Human that don't know how to enjoy = pigs that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep

Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,

Women that don't spend = Pigs

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Summary:

Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!


Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish All the Pigs Happy Forever.


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