Top 27 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know

I've got seen this list quite a few times...
always wondered how true it was to you men.. SG men at least...
and of course, added my own comments

*1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
-- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha... REAAAAALLLLYYYYYY

*2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
-- isnt this standard....

*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
-- uumm.... i dont really wanna say anything abt the prettygirl-uglyguy or uglygirl-prettyguy syndrom.. :p

*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
-- sure not. Some guys actually know a GREAT DEAL abt this.... and can talk to me with a straight face! *salut*

*8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
-- i HALF agree.. i'd accept it... but doesnt mean i think it looks cool. i may think its .. adorable...

*9. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
-- HAhahAHHAhA dont expect you to, dear

*10. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
-- dont bluff.

*11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
-- and you guys shdnt do it too! *toot*

*12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
-- Yah, Bullocks. its the same thing as long hair or funky sideburns.... love the person for who he/she is.

*13. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

*14. What does pms stand for?
-- Poke Monkey Shit

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
-- so?

*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
-- *blush* .... unless you really are right! dont expect it, dude.

*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
-- this i can... understand. But what happend to all your MACHO ideals? all MUSHY already...

*18. We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous,so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.

*20. Never kick us in the nuts"just to see what we would say"
-- I personally havent tried it.. any of you wanna volunteer? at least i asked!

*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
-- :/

*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
-- oh REALLY...... you can tell i still dont believe it.

*23. PMS is not an excuse.
-- for what, darling?

*24. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
-- i never saw an issue with the toilet seat really......

*25. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

*26. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
-- and??????

*27. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
-- pretend.. tsk..... just to appear SNAG

So how? Is this list really a true reflection of what you guys WANT??