50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:

Not that I'm a Guy...........

:D I'm really a shrewd spinster.... REALLY! :D

Swiped this off Sweet Leon!


1. Guys hate sluts.
Then whats with the double standards?

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
PLEASE! Its more often a (sometimes Irritating) habit! Esp with the smooth-talkers.
Otherwise its out of.. courtesy?

(I'm being nice here; I'd use the word "habit", i.e. guys often use certain terms of endearment, like baby, honey, or anything inbetween - OUT OF HABIT, coz they cannot remember the girl's name. TOOT)

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
So... that would be their Moms...

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
... *chuckle* Doesn't everyone? otherwise, CALL FOR WHAT!

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
Because of this, from now on, I expect every guy I smile at to check in to IMH - Institute of Mental Health. (This might prove tough for me thou.. I dont often smile, as I'm told)

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
... ANNNYYTTHHHIINNNGGG?? Gee...

So did I notice you?

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest*. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
>/ Same for us girls too, what!
* and what if that was a lesbian relationship?

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
..... no comments. kinda ridiculous when some guys call us girls neurotics..

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
no boyfriend, boo hoo *whine*
I need to be assured I'm Loved. "still" doesn't even play a part.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
Why not?
(Even among friends...... isn't honesty & trust supposed to be a couple of many things that are the foundations of a fulfilling relationship? )

11. Guys get jealous easily.
.. ok, this i believe. unless they're not interested. yes yes.

or is it because I WANT to believe it.... hmmm...

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
... uhhuh.
doublestandardsdoublestandards

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
>/

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
pity. coz thats only when they "really like"... nothing more..
anything further, and more often than not, some MCP traits follow.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
aah, past the stage.
I do know that most dont bother giving stuff after a while......
(shame on you!...... *snigger*)

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
sure sure...
and what about computers & gaming, and pool/ billards, sports like football, cars and all that nonsense?
If this were really true, then "guys are girls' weaknesses". - You wanna believe that?

17. Guys are very open about themselves.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Physically Open, I'm sure!

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
point taken.
how long is long? (I really want to know this)

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
errr... so the point is?
(girls are guys' weaknesses)

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
.. Tsk... this is getting very annoying

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
-_- and then what.
You can name many guys you know..who tease MAAANNNYYY GIRLS at any one time - *deadpans* don't fake it.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

*shakes head* Never experienced.
Any girls want to say "aye"?

23. Guys will brag about anything.
.. hhmm.. point to ponder

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
Reeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllyyyy.
(.. starts singin to myself: nobody likes me.... *switch* I'm Beautiful, Its True)

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
I, think way too much. - What did I do?!

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.
no contest.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
"men are from mars, women from venus"
"he's just not into you"
.. err.. not quite my genre

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
ok.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
the fella who wrote this- kudos to you

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
hmm.. whats that supposed to be "stupid"?

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
aah, no matter how much women talk abt work and family, the guy's personality is the key..

... DUH

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
... like i said, not my genre.
You're sterotyping!

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
doesnt everyone in every other context?

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
PUI. if he is calm and laid back, he is calm and laid back.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
........right.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
girls say aye...

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
... OH REALLY!?

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
...maybe.. but the crux of it all is that all men are assholes...

Praaaayy Telll, why do we love assholes so much? Arn't we all owners of one?

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
.. yah, thinkin abt you, naked.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
I know of some guys who feed on feebleness....... I wish I didnt.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
... HAhahAHHAhAhA...
someone came to mind... but nevermind.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
this line just doesn't sound right...

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
>/ i'm not sure who's on the "Loser" end.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
i agree, i agree... moderation, balance.... whatever

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
DUH.
"who was that chick you were with"
"I saw some hot chicks on bikes"
"Her boobs were lopsided!!"
....

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
irritating. its the same for both sexes, dude.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
its just like "why do we love assholes" - such questions plague the universe to its deepest depths, yew noe?

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
something else came to mind.....
something Wen said at JSB one sunday

*private joke*

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
ok. so.... gonna stay stubborn still?

*sigh*

Current MSN Nick: Years gone by & still Words don't come easily. But you can say Baby..

ok, i admit; this was for my own amusment, but turned out to be more silly..

Top 27 Things Guys Think Girls Should Know

I've got seen this list quite a few times...
always wondered how true it was to you men.. SG men at least...
and of course, added my own comments

*1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
-- haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha... REAAAAALLLLYYYYYY

*2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

*3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

*5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
-- isnt this standard....

*6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
-- uumm.... i dont really wanna say anything abt the prettygirl-uglyguy or uglygirl-prettyguy syndrom.. :p

*7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
-- sure not. Some guys actually know a GREAT DEAL abt this.... and can talk to me with a straight face! *salut*

*8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
-- i HALF agree.. i'd accept it... but doesnt mean i think it looks cool. i may think its .. adorable...

*9. We never shave our legs. Get over it.
-- HAhahAHHAhA dont expect you to, dear

*10. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
-- dont bluff.

*11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
-- and you guys shdnt do it too! *toot*

*12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
-- Yah, Bullocks. its the same thing as long hair or funky sideburns.... love the person for who he/she is.

*13. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

*14. What does pms stand for?
-- Poke Monkey Shit

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
-- so?

*16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
-- *blush* .... unless you really are right! dont expect it, dude.

*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
-- this i can... understand. But what happend to all your MACHO ideals? all MUSHY already...

*18. We like to know that you love us. We can't always be spontaneous,so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.

*20. Never kick us in the nuts"just to see what we would say"
-- I personally havent tried it.. any of you wanna volunteer? at least i asked!

*21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
-- :/

*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
-- oh REALLY...... you can tell i still dont believe it.

*23. PMS is not an excuse.
-- for what, darling?

*24. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
-- i never saw an issue with the toilet seat really......

*25. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

*26. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
-- and??????

*27. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
-- pretend.. tsk..... just to appear SNAG

So how? Is this list really a true reflection of what you guys WANT??

"boyfriend or good guy friends"

I was posed that question, and I answered: "good guy friends"

That was last night.

I'm still wondering... If i really meant that answer? or have I brainwashed myself that leading a Singles Life is more fun - for now at least.

well, along the lines of the game. some new questions. My answers are the 1st words in bold.

- keyboards/ guitar :: If you were in a band, what instrument would you most likely play? - guitar, standup bass, drums, keyboards, singer?
- make millions :: Make millions in blockbusters OR win an Academy Award?
- lots of appetisers :: Have lots of fun appetizers OR have one amazing gourmet dish?
- resort :: Take a three-week trip through Europe OR take a three-week trip to a resort?
- bartender :: Be the guy buying everyone a drink OR be the bartender serving them?
- anything practical. phone? keys? :: If you had to evacuate your apartment right away, what three things would you grab?
- lab or beagle :: If you were a dog, what breed would you be? - lab, beagle, pug, husky