Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24

Frustration...

Makes you do foolish things...
Like.. Posting it on the BLOG.



So, I've not posted for the LONGEST TIME....
ARGH.
Hello everyone :D




"Unless I let you know I am... I will not be your HDB-ginseng-shop-errand-sai
-gang-kid-paid-peanuts to do your bidding!

THAT was YOUR "To Do List" - you're still to take responsibility for it. If things are not done here, You. Are. Still. Screwed. "


This just snippets of an email i just sent out.

After which, I came up with this analogy, to whom the email was intended for. This was what I really wanted to share... too bad, I'm frustrated so dirty linen goes up anyway.

hmm, I don't know if it will make sense to you...? Oh hell....

If everyone's work and life encompassed each a standard toilet...

Its like you go to your toilet, then ask everyone to help together flush/ clean your toilet.

We can help - because we're
1.your friends,
2.a small team, so if you fall, we all fall.

But please don't expect us to wipe your ass as well...?
Esp when you're fully abled or maintaining that impression..

We each have our own toilets and asses to maintain too.





Current MSN Nick: Fluffy ('.') Needs to STUDY Exam dates: 8 Econs, 16 A/c, 20 ISOrg, 30 HRM, 2 Law, 3 OTia

Monday, January 8

I can bite.

I'm sure those who know me personally KNOW that I'm pretty easy-going with most things.

I quietly attempt to accomodate 'you' when I can, not not make too much fuss unless

1) in general, high on (any) stress = low on tolerance; or
2)
the opposite party is so full of one's self to and/or
3) consistant lack of sense, thought and overall compassion
4) and I especially (recently) despise forgetfulness for generic day-to-day-living things that is/has been/ has to be repeated week after week.

I would take it as a compliment to some extent, IF, in such cases, someone told me I am sarcastic :)

"There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor."

Wednesday, April 5

Where for art thou asshole

I just re-red one of my recent posts on "50 Things Girls Should Know About Guys"

*slaps forehead*

Weeell, it was meant to be tongue in cheek, with some realism.. .. .. whatever

I know a few, eg. the likes of JY, would label it "Chinfee's Male Bashing"
I don't disagree at all....

So anyway, This is horrible.
I've been trying to get into a more normal routine of sleeping no later than 2am, and awaking... during the morning hours (notice the choise of words here....oh,& I've changed topic, fyi)

Exams are LOOMING.
I've got 4 and a half weeks left, 6 papers, and NO idea what i'm gonna be tested on - Like I've told some friends already:
I am so smart. I skip school for the ENTIRE YEAR, and then right to the end, I go for the revision lectures, and attempt to teach myself the entire year's work in less than a month
(you must realise that, I'm still slacking. What you are reading is one helluva good example)
I am so smart. *beams*

So.. try as I might with the sleeping schedule, and attempts to erase all the groggy headaches I get when I wake up, regardless of the hour of the day, I Fail
- to eliminate those headaches
- to STUDY *slaps forehead* which is the whole reason why I'm attempting to changing the sleeping hours

I do make it to revision lectures thou - So proud of myself.

Oh ya, and project: Hiatus is still commencing. I've to put a rule down now, or things will get out of hand:
If you ask me out for frivolous things, you err.. Better be Paying to make it Worth my Study-time.
*snigger*

And its O.N.L.Y B.E.C.A.U.S.E I C.A.N.T L.I.V.E W.I.T.H.O.U.T Y.O.U, Asshole(s).
(see point 39, and another subsequent point..)
that you are given so much space on my blog. ;)


Current MSN Nick: Do you know: If you have extra-marital affairs, YOU DIE EARLY

Tuesday, February 21

Fussy Lady. I KNOW.

I know what I want, mostly.
... in life, love, family, friends..
(comic relief: disregard anything to do with work)

But I wont tell you.

It will only spoil the fun.

Thats why I'm chin-chye & bo-chup.

If I wear my heart on my sleeve, you must be AN IDIOT not to know.

Yet I'm said to be ever so *cold* hearted.
Ice Maiden needs to open her heart.
If you're *lucky enough* to know me better.
You'll know that its true - which bit? I leave it to you.

Anyway, I'm not too keen on keeping a harem of men if I do open the doors.
(Mind you, I didnt say LEGS. Stop Dreaming.)

Just because I let pass one boo-boo doesnt mean I'll let pass another.
It'll just accumulate into something else.
*peace sign*

If there's any problem, I'm oblivious to it. (I hope)
*shrug
If there isn't, you're my best friend.

I dont mind meeting you, whether or not you want to meet me is another story.
Then again, whether or not I like you, now thats the deciding factor.
...I enjoy good conversation...
Alright, so long as it amuses me..

If you like me, you show it!
(I admit. chin-chye, bo-chup, and also a bit blur)
If I dont like you, you'll know it.

Simple, sweet, with a touch of fun.
Nothing too salacious, you dumbdumb!
Anything cliche, and you LAGI DUMB!

\(^-^)/ i'm an innocent ger \(^-^)/

Sensitive, Ok.
Sweet, OK.
Pig... There is only room for one.
All women say "SNAG", but they really are attracted to bad boys.
WHY?

I answer you.
Because if you're too snag, you're a WUSS.
We've got enough sensitivity and emotions to deal with.
..... PMS not enough for you?!

I end with a song...
You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear


Sometimes we put up walls.
Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

Current MSN Nick: .. don't be an ass! on another note....famous amos cravings: Choc chip macademia!

*disclaimer: written in haste. never checked. also some cut and paste. (you think?)

Thursday, June 2

"uh Boy, do you know How Old I am?"

I was at the supermarket just now.
Mum went on a short business trip.

I was decked out! hahaha - in my typical attire: auntie-looking black 3/4 capris and a white tank top, and slippers. Dress up for what! Supermarket shopping is quite unglam :p

anyway, heading over to the RICE section to grab a bag when this fella came up to me from behind and said "Excuse me".

I turn around, and there stood this fella abt 1.70+m tall. In a blueish tracksuit jacket..

Before i could even utter anything, he contiues.....

"H..i... Can I gets to noe u?"
I'm flabbergasted.

"b-cos de other day... u were in sch uniform right (trying to be suave here) then, no time... right?"
Thought bubble *rrriiiiggggghhhhhhttttt* - as SF puts it !STRIKE ONE!

.. looks at me expectantly. while i try to lug the rice pack off..

"No, I dont wear any school uniform anymore; you probably got the wrong person"

".. den.. den.... oh. u dont? then what.. what are you doing now? study? work? in poly?" - !Strike TWO!
"nope.. I dont go to sch that requires uniforms anymore" - hey, i miss my sc uniform thou; those days when you dont have to think abt what to wear....

"umm... *shifty eyes*. okay... den den, can i jus get 2 noe you? i mean... i mean, as a fren"
... and i think to myself, with a sian look on my face
*"uh Boy, do you know How Old I am?"*

I turned back to him and I mumbled "This is weird"
and went back to my groceries.

PLEASE boy... If you want to pick any girl up, it would be waaaaay better if you speak well.. Confidence. GEEZ... and then I realised, for the first time in my life, this is the first time that such a thought has come to mind.

I am getting old.

*sigh*

Current MSN Nick: 5jun @Botanic Gdns - Let's Go Latin! // too many things to do. i forgot them. // http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

Advertising - This sunday, Latin at Botanics! 6PM Picnics and Dancing on the grass! Attitude dance will be there... friend playin in the band as well.
Dont know if i can make it, but just go and have a good time!

Friday, September 3

Did you know...

... that on the sbs busses, if you press 2 buttons (to sound the bell) at ard the same time, 2 bells will sound? Means that each button will activate 1 bell sound... It happened today. 1st time I've heard it in my life!

next time try pressing all the bells in different order...


... dell computer is coming tmr!!!!


... that there is no such thing as "prince charming".. Unless you're living in Far Far Away Land with Shrek.

Nat: then dream of prince charming....hehehe
me says: .. there is no such thing as a prince charming la
we shd stop deluding ourselves
Nat: hahaha hMMm....metaphoric only la
hey.....ur caption.....
me says: hhmm? LOL nonono, itz coz i've a friend whoz nick is "i need a life man.."
so i turned it over and put that
Nat: oh...clever!

Current MSN Nick: i need a man.. life..